October 24th 2001

I know I said I'd do a big blowout for my Reno trip, but I have to write my real entry first, right?!

Anyway.

I made up a new phrase that I think will start a nationwide craze - "I can't do that. It's not conducive to my what-not." I swear, people will be saying this around the world.

BB's "best friend" is back from San Diego. He was there for about a year and a half. I'm glad he's back so he can entertain BB, but I dunno. I don't think I'm bitter anymore over the whole "I got this puppy but I'm too busy to give it shots and probably even feed it, so now you can have it, oh, and I'll let your dad pay to bring him back from the dead after I let him get Parvo" thing. Because Charlie is okay now. And he's a good boy.

I love college. Where else could you go to a "Safer Sex" Halloween party? You go there, you get a "Safe Sex Kit." How cool is that? Good times, I tell ya!

It's looking like we're not going to get to gamble much in Reno. If it were up to me, I'd just stay at the hotel and gamble the whole time like we did last year. But BB wants to go on a cruise and do all this other stuff. So I can't be lazy! Poo.

I don't really think I have anything else to say. I'll now commence with doing the big blowout entry.

(I know. I'm a dork. But I'm not going to apologize for that, damnit!)

October 24 2001

Hello! I'm going to be in Reno from Thursday night until Monday night, so I'm going to write a big entry filled with spectacular stuff. In Reno, I'm going to various sinful things, such as sloth (I'm lazy!), greed (I am a gambling addict when I get near a casino, and we're going to be staying in one), gluttony (free food), lust (there will be nookified activities) and envy (I'm jealous of people who can gamble and actually win money). Doesn't that sound like fun? I think so.

So, what I'm going to do in the first part of this blowout is do a list of quotes from my favorite entries. If you like the quotes, go check it out! It'll be fun. And yes, I am aware of how extremely self indulgent it is! (As Axl said once when MTV interviewed him about the video for "Don't Cry", "Yes, it's self indulgent, I'm filming three versions of myself today, of course it's self indulgent!)

Here we go! (The link will be somewhere in the quote, if you couldn't tell)

1. "I know these aren't exactly deep thoughts, but I have to get used to this online "let everyone in the whole world see your thoughts" journal kinda thing."

2. "Me: Well, you help me out a lot, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't understand any of this. (blushing) So I guess it's kinda like an even trade, I guess. Or maybe not. (More blushing"

3."There's just something about the sun setting and the night getting cooler and everyone getting together that really makes me feel inspired. Inspired. I guess that's the word I'm really looking for."

4. "Okay, yeah. We watched some hardcore porn in class today."

5. "I saw him about a month after he dropped out, at the mall. It took all the courage I've ever had, but I sat down and talked to him. It changed my life."

6. "I think I should just change my name to Bitter McChesty."

7. "Hello, fellow humans. I am currently typing half naked because it is REALLY FUCKING HOT!"

8. "And for the life of me I can't remember what the second realization was. It was important, though! Maybe my run in with Math Boy clouded my mind or something."

9. "Well, last night I learned why alcohol isn't really my friend. It seduced me with it's tequila-laced perfumed inner thigh, and I was powerless in its presence."

9. "I am listening to a live Guns N Roses CD, and Axl said, "Come on, you know what I like!" Oh yeah baby, I know what you like, come to mama."

10. "Last night I had a dream about Chandra Levy. She was working at a taco stand or something, I don't know, it was very confusing. But that makes sense, if she wanted to go away for a while. Who'd be looking for her at a taco stand?"

11. "There was this obnoxious person who had started frequenting chat, and while I found him to be intriuging, I also found him to be an asshole. But I was curious, so one day I found myself wanting to meet him."